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:^) Thursday, November 5, 2009 {Vol. 14, # 008} (^8
This McCourt Thing Is Going To Get Weird SportsBlogs Nation (blog) Dodgers owners Frank and Jamie McCourt's very public divorce -- it's public, you see, because a beloved baseball ...
THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF WEIRD WESTERNS?Booklog Review Starlog THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF WEIRD WESTERNS by Paul Green (McFarland, tpb, 265 pp, $39.95) If any genre seems a mismatch with the supernatural or science fiction, ...
Whedon's 'Dollhouse': weird and wonderful Commonwealth Times (subscription) In modern television history, Joss Whedon's "Dollhouse" will surely go down as an idea too original for its own good. No other creative force in the TV ...
Weird wavy lines Kansas City Star Here's one of those weird little details that readers always notice: Several people called me Monday to tell me their copies of the editorial page had a ...
Monte Poole: Oakland Raiders -- Weird is the new normal San Jose Mercury News LIKE COAL miners and infantrymen, the Raiders are accustomed to carrying on regardless of conditions. They shrug or sigh or laugh cryptically ...
Cheyenne's Autumn?in Three Media Wall Street Journal Mr. Jackson: The first show back was really weird because all of us had gotten these great reviews...It almost does the same thing to you as really bad ...
Friday Weird Science: The Stuttering Priapism ScienceBlogs (blog) Who would have thought Sci would be running a normal pub-med search, for something COMPLETELY not weird science material, and come across...this? ...
Comedy rules in Boston Boston Herald ?There's definitely something going on there,? said comedian Burr, who lives in Los Angeles now but honed his skills while growing up in Canton. ...
'Comedy Is Dead' at the Masonic Lodge tonight Los Angeles Times The story goes that Duncan Trussell, a delightfully deranged LA comedian, proclaimed comedy to be dead after watching an episode of "Last Comic Standing. ...
Go ahead and LAUGH: Comedy is serious stuff in Asheville Asheville Citizen-Times Legendary comedian/actor Milton Berle once said that laughter is an instant vacation. Asheville has long had its share of comedy performers, and starting ...
20. You consider "on sale" to be anything cheaper than the GNP of Cuba.
19. Your children are named after the Anchors on CNBC and the Fox Business Channel.
18. You've forbidden your daughter to shop at Wal-Mart for fear someone might see her, and because your portfolio's big box retailer is Target.
17. When your checking account dips below $20,000, you go into "Frugal" mode ...
16. ... "Frugal" mode to you means buying one diamond bracelet at Tiffany's instead of two.
15. When you fill out a survey, you can't help laughing because the "Annual Income" box only goes up to $500,000 a year.
14. In the event of World War III, you could melt down your silverware and have enough pure silver to make it across the border and buy a small hut in the
nether-regions of Canada.
13. The memories of you playing Barbie with your sister always include you buying up all the other Barbie's houses and foreclosing on their mortgages, while
downsizing Ken to an appropriate Gov't regulated salary cap because his company took bailout money.
12. You have "People" ...
11. Your six year old knows what a hostile take-over is, discusses Napoleon Hill, and has a poster of Michael Milken on his bedroom wall.
10. The hardest decision you have to make all day is whether to put marble or hardwood floors in your kid's club house.
9. When you start walking into Saks Fifth Avenue, the entire staff drops everything and starts screaming "They're here! They're here!" while sirens go off over
the store intercom system.
8. You get depressed because you can't afford a new car until your dividends come in... meaning you have to drive that two year old Rolls Royce for another two
months.
7. Your favorite hobby is translating the words "Estate Tax" into Hebrew looking for evidence that they are the sign of the Antichrist.
6. You own a share of Berkshire Hathaway.
5. Berkshire Hathaway invests in you.
4. Your burn candles to Warren Buffett and Charlie Munger and pray that the Lord will increase their life until long after you, your children, and your
grandchildren have passed away.
3. During a cold winter night you can't find any more firewood so you hack the leg off your Steinway grand piano and use it to keep the fire going until your
butler shows back up with something more flammable.
2. Your children play monopoly with real money.
... and the Number 1 Sign "You Know You're Rich When ... "
1. You pay for cheap material goods in diamonds and gold ingots.
Group gathers to expel Wood UW Badger Herald For the Wausau arrest, Wood admitted to taking twice the daily dose of an anxiety medication and half a bottle of nighttime cold medication. ...
Starbucks Makes It Easier, Different to Get Free Wi-Fi Wi-Fi Networking News The plain stored-value card exists mostly for convenience and usage tracking by Starbucks, but includes a few extras, one of which is the daily dose of ...
Adieu to Genoa City New Zealand Herald It's all ridiculously melodramatic, but psychologists reckon the daily dose of escapism is akin to burying yourself in a gossip magazine. ...
Key trends for global TMT sector in 2010 to be unveiled today Emirates Business 24/7 Developing nations do have the advantage as technology was still catching up and a very large section of consumers rely on the daily dose of newspapers and ...
First thoughts: Jersey Boys msnbc.com ... you're afraid that some of their viewers may start to just say NO to the daily dose of brainwashing that's handed out by the wrecking crew over there? ...
Gul Panag is Twitter Face at WIFW Oneindia Gul Panag will be present at the venue on all five action-packed days to review the shows and tweet on the daily dose of fashion week news. ...
Funny girl Mo'nique becomes a drama queen The Star-Ledger - NJ.com Oxygen Media/Helene vedrennemo'nique plays an abusive mother in ?Precious: Based on the Novel 'Push' by Sapphire. ...
Funny, musical spelling bee presented at Theatre Macon Macon Telegraph Fun, or funny to be more specific, is what drew director Katy Thompson to the play in the first place. ?I've seen it on Broadway and again in Atlanta, ...
It's a fact: John Hodgman is funny The Herald | HeraldOnline.com He's as smart and as funny and absolutely as good-natured and short as he appears, depending on the size of your television. I'm reading your book and am ...
Can Katrina Kaif be funny? Apun Ka Choice Pardon the cliché at the outset but Katrina Kaif, for the first time in her career, is set to tickle the funny bone in this Friday's release Ajab Prem Ki ...
