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Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!) Do You Know What Santa Wants for Christmas? Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! Funny Quote: "Pope Benedict XVI was knocked down by an "unbalanced woman" at Christmas Mass 2009. She was arrested by Vatican Guards for her Heavin' ways!" ~ Yasha Harari The Daily Dose Joke: "Top Ten Reasons Parents loved Christmas in The Great Recession of 2009." 10. You can get away with buying less presents this year. It's The Economy, Stupid! 9. Sales on stockings ... get 'em at 50% off and you can call them winter socks. 8. iPods and iPhones are cheaper this year. 7. The Wii is cheaper - and better - this year. 6. You can twitter your Christmas, egg nog, family, gifts and all. 5. Affordable tree topping ornaments: Stick the top of the Christmas tree up the bad elf's behind! 4. Downloading Christmas caroll playlists in mp3 or video is easier than playing them on your piano. 3. Your kids are blissfully ignorant of the massive national debts with which they are about to be burdened. 2. Your kids are blissfully ignorant of the massive Christmas debts with which you are about to be burdened. ... and the #1 Reason Parents loved Christmas in the Great Recession of 2009: 1. No work today. And if you do, you get paid double overtime. Source: Yasha Harari, The Daily Dose Random Joke: JokesAreAwesome.com Random Joke Why was the lobster arrested? Because ... RSS integration by RSSinclude Ten Jokes for your day: JokesAreAwesome.com Latest Jokes There are these three women A redhead a... Where can you buy a 3 headed flying pur... why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more... whats a ghost's favorite fruit? boober... what did one mountain say to the other?... what do penguins use as napkins? flapk... Two ships were at sea, a British one an... "A couple of New Jersey hunters are out... What do you call a sheep covered in cho... A three legged dog walks into a bar and... 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