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The best, worst and just plain weird celebrity websites
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Though the eyes may be the window to the soul, a celebrity's website is undoubtedly a digital screen into the psyche. It's no surprise then that Jim ...

?The Box? Review: A Movie With A Weird Plot And Subtle Message - Thaindian.com

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?The Box? Review: A Movie With A Weird Plot And Subtle Message
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Weird statements show Gov. Charlie Crist is suffering a case of Marco-itis - Tampabay.com

Weird statements show Gov. Charlie Crist is suffering a case of Marco-itis
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Sure, our governor took the stimulus dough. But it was an accident. He thought it was a campaign contribution. ...

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Weird Science ponders the inevitable stupidity of public transit - Ars Technica

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Weird Science ponders the inevitable stupidity of public transit
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Weird Science rounds up the week's odd science news, including a bird-dropped baguette that interfered with the Large Hadron Collider, man-eating lions, ...

Black Francis, ?Weird Al,? Flea to Rock ?Winston Calling? Benefit - Rolling Stone

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Black Francis, ?Weird Al,? Flea to Rock ?Winston Calling? Benefit
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The Internet Is a Weird and Wonderful Place - ScienceBlogs (blog)

The Internet Is a Weird and Wonderful Place
ScienceBlogs (blog)
The post I got this from doesn't contain any details, nor does it contain useful links to the making of this particular video, but looking around the top ...

I'll fight to be Miss World ... and then I'll fight for a safer world - The Sun

Telegraph.co.uk

I'll fight to be Miss World ... and then I'll fight for a safer world
The Sun
It's been weird but fantastic weird because I really want this opportunity." She added: "When I am a soldier I have my hair scraped back and no make-up. ...
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Lambert: 'Parents gave me confidence' - Digital Spy

Showbiz Spy

Lambert: 'Parents gave me confidence'
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I always felt weird and kind of out of place. "I remember my father from my early age going, 'It's okay. When you're older, everybody is going to want to be ...
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Monte Poole: Oakland Raiders -- Weird is the new normal - San Jose Mercury News

Monte Poole: Oakland Raiders -- Weird is the new normal
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LIKE COAL miners and infantrymen, the Raiders are accustomed to carrying on regardless of conditions. They shrug or sigh or laugh cryptically ...

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Trippy Texas attractions top the list of weird sites - Austin American-Statesman

Trippy Texas attractions top the list of weird sites
Austin American-Statesman
We know lots about cruise ships: sleek and classy vessels with names like Fantasy, Exotica and Mystic. Shift the focus and visualize ...

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'Modern Family' reinvents the family comedy - msnbc.com

'Modern Family' reinvents the family comedy
msnbc.com
For the last few years, TV comedy has been in a rut. Last fall, networks introduced only four new sitcoms, as compared with 1997, which saw 15 debuts. ...

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TV Guide Network and TV Land Acquire Exclusive Joint Basic Cable Rights to ... - CNNMoney.com (press release)

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TV Guide Network and TV Land Acquire Exclusive Joint Basic Cable Rights to ...
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The show was nominated for four Emmys® in 2008, including Outstanding Comedy Series. It won the Golden Globe® in the Best Television Series - Musical or ...
Two cable networks snap up 'Curb'Hollywood Reporter
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'The Onion' heading to Comedy Central: Area online sports news team gets TV show - Entertainment Weekly

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'The Onion' heading to Comedy Central: Area online sports news team gets TV show
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Good news: The Onion Sports Network online video series will turn into a weekly Comedy Central TV show! I'll definitely be watching. ...
COMEDY CENTRAL(R) and The Onion Partner on an Original Pilot for a Scripted ...Reuters
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No, really: Onion, Comedy Central team on TV pilotThe Associated Press
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Wanda Sykes makes her late-night debut - Los Angeles Times

Globe and Mail

Wanda Sykes makes her late-night debut
Los Angeles Times
Fox's new Saturday-night comedy show starring Wanda Sykes made its debut, and although it will be almost a week (yes, you read that right) until final ...
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?The Onion? Coming To Comedy Central - Inside Pulse (blog)

?The Onion? Coming To Comedy Central
Inside Pulse (blog)
Satirical newspaper The Onion is teaming up with Comedy Central for a half-hour scripted series. ...
Area man discovers Cleveland Browns really are a professional football team ...FanIQ (blog)

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King of comedy - New York Post

New York Post

King of comedy
New York Post
There's an audience that is underserved in the current world of TV comedy. NYP: You are a sitcom icon, why do so many shows fail? KG: Television has stopped ...

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Canadians aquire a taste for hard-hitting comedy - National Post

Canadians aquire a taste for hard-hitting comedy
National Post
Given this country's obsession with a sport as violence-laden as hockey, perhaps its not a surprise that one of our other national passions -- comedy -- has ...
Breslin a no-brainer for bookToronto Star

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Comedian set to paint the town White, again - Times Record News

Comedian set to paint the town White, again
Times Record News
Comedian Ron White will return to Wichita Falls ? the second big concert by a major comedian to head to Kay Yeager Coliseum this winter. ...

Daniel Tosh: From Lake Claire to Comedy Central - Central Florida Future

Daniel Tosh: From Lake Claire to Comedy Central
Central Florida Future
Tosh, a former marketing major at UCF, did end up getting a job ? it just happened to be in standup comedy. Almost 13 years after graduation, Tosh has moved ...

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2. Chuck Norris got bitten by a deadly rattlesnake. After five days of excruciating pain, the snake died.

1. Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.



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Rasburicase approved for management of plasma uric acid levels
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The daily dose of rasburicase was 0.20 mg/kg; the allopurinol dose was 300 mg. The plasma uric acid response rate was defined as the proportion of patients ...

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Brand and Generic TRAMADOL (Ultram). FDA approved. Fast Delivery. Ultram.
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First thoughts: Jersey Boys
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... you're afraid that some of their viewers may start to just say NO to the daily dose of brainwashing that's handed out by the wrecking crew over there? ...

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Adieu to Genoa City - New Zealand Herald

New Zealand Herald

Adieu to Genoa City
New Zealand Herald
It's all ridiculously melodramatic, but psychologists reckon the daily dose of escapism is akin to burying yourself in a gossip magazine. ...

Key trends for global TMT sector in 2010 to be unveiled today - Emirates Business 24/7

Emirates Business 24/7

Key trends for global TMT sector in 2010 to be unveiled today
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Funny Man Martin Gets Serious About Music
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"He does Saturday Night Live, and he's so funny in that show," the comic told Sky News. "In fact if I have one worry it's that he's funnier than I am. ...

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Taylor Swift is funny - Hartford Courant

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Are funny women intimidating?: Women who crack wise say it's tough to find a ...
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Fort Hood Attack Prompts call for Federal Watch list of People with Funny Names - Ridiculopathy Daily (satire)

Ridiculopathy Daily (satire)

Fort Hood Attack Prompts call for Federal Watch list of People with Funny Names
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The time has come, they say, for a federal watch list of people with funny names. Never again would we have to hear about an airline disaster caused by ...

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The Slammin' Salmon Trailer: Broken Lizard Serves Up Funny - Cinema Blend

The Slammin' Salmon Trailer: Broken Lizard Serves Up Funny
Cinema Blend
The trailer doesn't quite live up to the film, but you'll at least get a taste of Duncan bringing the funny in the new Slammin' Salmon trailer below.

Will Ferrell's "Funny or Die" Will Make Money on YouTube; No Illicit Uploaders ... - BNET

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seth macfarlane : Family Guy Presents Seth & Alex's Almost Live Review
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Undecided Nassau County Executive Race Puts Suozzi's Political Future in Limbo - New York Times

Undecided Nassau County Executive Race Puts Suozzi's Political Future in Limbo
New York Times
A funny thing happened to the Nassau County executive, Thomas R. Suozzi, on his way to the stars. The election for Nassau County ...

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Funny girl Mo'nique becomes a drama queen
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