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The Daily Dose Funny Video Clip: Water ... and Whitey on the Moon More Funny Comedy Video Clips: See also: Laughzilla The X Dose - The Dirtiest Jokes And: Oy Vey! Jewish Jokes, Comedy & Humor. The Daily Dose of Weird News: weird - Google News Containing China is bad, weird advice - People's Daily Online Washington Post Containing China is bad, weird advice People's Daily Online By Li Hong, People's Daily online His positive words that "the United States does not seek to contain China" while visiting Japan is resonating well with ... China's fear of a black presidentguardian.co.uk all 3,053 news articles » Weird penalty on Torres ends first half - ESPN Weird penalty on Torres ends first half ESPN Texas Tech appeared to have a shot at another score late in the first half, but a late drive was killed by an unusual penalty. ... and more » Got a weird collection? Show it off on YouTube - Globe and Mail Globe and Mail Got a weird collection? Show it off on YouTube Globe and Mail BY DAKSHANA BASCARAMURTY There she was: covered in luxurious, velvety purple fabric, with a lone white rose embroidered on her chest. ... and more » Miami Dolphins escape with a win over Buccaneers - Sun-Sentinel.com Miami Dolphins escape with a win over Buccaneers Sun-Sentinel.com Despite Tampa Bay's one win this season, the Buccaneers surely did that in the fourth quarter of this weird game, which capped a weird week for the Miami ... and more » Weird and wacky world records tumble around globe - Reuters Canoe.ca Weird and wacky world records tumble around globe Reuters NEW YORK (Reuters Life!) - In London, a man pulled a double-decker bus with his hair. In Memphis, 297 cheerleaders joined forces in one massive dance. ... Everyone's a record breakerThe Sun all 393 news articles » NJSO explores the weird and the wonderful - Scarlet Scuttlebutt NJSO explores the weird and the wonderful Scarlet Scuttlebutt ... presents Robert Schumann's Violin Concerto, a rarely heard virtuoso work with a weird history, on a program with two symphonic offerings by Mozart. ... and more » Weird Science gets its kicks huffing glue from old books - Ars Technica Ars Technica Weird Science gets its kicks huffing glue from old books Ars Technica Computer pop-ups help with real pharmaceuticals, self-mating hermaphrodites made through genetics, and familial altruism shows up in plants. ... 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Funny Quote: "There's already an old dune buggy, an American flag, and some golf balls on the moon. Now with the water NASA found up there, as soon as they mine it and turn it into a rocket fuel station, it'll be the first extraterrestrial redneck resort." ~ Yasha Harari The Daily Dose Joke: "Distance to the Moon over Florida" Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking ... and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away ... Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ...?" Reference: Jokes 4 All Random Joke: JokesAreAwesome.com Random Joke What's better than roses on your piano?... RSS integration by RSSinclude Ten Jokes for your day: JokesAreAwesome.com Latest Jokes why did the cow cross the road? becaus... There are these three women A redhead a... 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