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Katie Loggins lives in an old one-story bungalow a block from the beach where guitars, CDs and surf gear neatly pack ... and more » HUMOR: KARMA LOOK THE OTHER WAY: Normal to you is weird to us - Daily Aztec HUMOR: KARMA LOOK THE OTHER WAY: Normal to you is weird to us Daily Aztec Can anyone actually define what is ?logical? or not? Yes, some things may seem logical to some, but that doesn't ... and more » You say Mangini, I say Mangino... Let's call the whole thing off - CNN You say Mangini, I say Mangino... Let's call the whole thing off CNN It seems weird if you think about it... yes, the names are similar, but it's hard to imagine that Nicklaus and Nicholson often share a similar context. ... and more » Tales From the Vault: The Weird World of Boxing - SecondsOut Tales From the Vault: The Weird World of Boxing SecondsOut Now that would be weird ? and welcome. * Moments after former WBC flyweight champion Shoji Oguma was presented with a trophy signifying his win over Chan ... 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