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Oscar Songs: Rude, Weird and Silly TheWrap It could be one of the most awesome moments ever on an Academy Awards telecast, though the Academy and the show's producers might not be ...
25 Days of Weird Christmas: Oh Christmas Lawn! San Francisco Chronicle (blog) For those of you who have been following along with this ridiculous blog series, I'm sure you've seen this coming for weeks now. It's a post all about Tacky ...
25 Days of Weird Christmas: Christmas Werewolves SFGate.com (blog) The hellions really like to come out on Christmas. It seems that every third day I find some messed up mythical creature that takes special pleasure in ...
Arsenal 3-Hull City 0 The Offside (blog) by holdincellz110 What a weird, weird game, huh? The game featured: a near-brawl, maybe the worst penalty call l have ever seen, a confident performance by ... Hull Review : 3 nil to The Arsenal!OleOle (blog)
Obama raced clock, chaos, comedy for climate deal The Associated Press Obama's 15-hour, seat-of-the-pants dash through Copenhagen was marked by doggedness, confusion and semi-comedy. Constrained by partisan politics at home, ...
Gals bring laugher Boston Herald By Inside Track Boston-bred Jewish funnygals Jessica Chaffin and Jamie Denbo will bring their popular comedy duo ?Ronna and Beverly? to Showtime tonight at ... Showtime sets 'Ronna and Beverly'Variety
Happy Chanukah to you, and please don't worry. I'm just fine considering I can't breathe or eat. The important thing is that you have a nice holiday, thousands
of miles away from your ailing mother. I've sent along my last ten dollars in this card, which I hope you'll spend on my grandchildren. G-d knows their mother
never buys them anything nice. They look so thin in their pictures, poor babies.
Thank you so much for the birthday flowers, dear boy. I put them in the freezer so they'll stay fresh for my grave. Which reminds me -- we buried Grandma last
week. I know she died years ago, but I got to yearning for a good funeral, so Aunt Berta and I dug her up and had the services all over again. I would have
invited you, but I know that woman you live with would have never let you come. I bet she's never even watched that videotape of my hemorrhoid surgery, has she?
Well son, it's time for me to crawl off to bed now. I lost my cane beating off muggers last week, but don't you worry about me. I'm also getting used to the cold
since they turned my heat off and am grateful because the frost on my bed numbs the constant pain. Now don't you even think about sending any more money, because
I know you need it for those expensive family vacations you take every year. Give my love to my darling grand-babies and my regards to whatever-her-name-is --
the one with the black roots who stole you screaming from my bosom.
2010 Small-Biz Forecast Extravaganza! Entrepreneur (blog) ... elsewhere when you can see a whole bunch of forecasts herded together and presented to you in one convenient blog, right here on the Daily Dose! ...
Venting at the Office Helps Hearts Wall Street Journal The daily dose of folic acid in the studies was up to six times as high as the average dose delivered by US fortification. The studies took place in Norway, ...
HOW I SEE IT: Tiger sure did hoodwink America Culpeper Star Exponent And it is also a distraction from the daily dose of bad news coming out of Washington and Wall Street. One of the most salient of all the features of this ...
As I See It: New law offers smokers hope (Dec. 9) Corvallis Gazette Times Even though most people who smoke know they should quit, they find it very difficult without the daily dose of nicotine that tobacco products provide. ...
Editorial: Efficiency forced on government Enterprise-Record Who really needs the daily dose of junk mail on Saturdays? Changing mail delivery to five days a week would save a load of money on salaries. ...
