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:^( Friday, November 13, 2009 {Vol. 14, # 016} (^8 Happy Friday the Thirteenth!
Weird and wacky world records tumble around globe Reuters NEW YORK (Reuters Life!) - In London, a man pulled a double-decker bus with his hair. In Memphis, 297 cheerleaders joined forces in one massive dance. ...
Weird week in NSB NSBNEWS.net It's been a weird kind of week. The City Commission meeting was long with debate over the hotel for Flagler Avenue, but there was no acrimony and a lot of ...
Mr. Ray's weird, wild ride Globe and Mail But this CFL season, he said, has been out there; pure weird. His team, the Edmonton Eskimos, went from first place to almost out of the playoffs in two ...
Weird Weather - What You Can Expect This Winter Action 3 News Omaha, NE: Nebraskans will remember 2009 for two things, bad economy and strange weather. Mother nature's delivered both cooler and wetter than normal ...
Weekly Weird News Roundup: Friday the 13th Edition! Discover Magazine ? Today is Friday the 13th?again. It's the third and final time that Friday falls on the 13th this year. Yep, three times a year is rare, happening only ...
49ers-Bears: It's getting weird San Francisco Chronicle What's going on down at 4949? First, Mike Singletary gets into a tiff with a columnist on Monday, on Tuesday, tight end Vernon Davis said the 49ers would ...
New Jersey: A Bad August New York Times ?Yes, it's been weird, but weird is the norm,? he said. ?Every year is measured by different extremes of one sort or another.? Take September 2003, when the ...
Minnesota deer hunting news of the weird Minneapolis Star Tribune This looks like it's going to be a banner year for knotheads and greed monsters. Makes all hunters look bad. "Two things are infinite: ? read more the ...
Orlando Magic vs. New Jersey Nets Live Blog Orlando Sentinel A little weird being on the other bench. The Nets haven't won a game yet this season and are just about as depleted as Orlando is. Probably more. ...
Comedian Katt Williams having issues in Atlanta Examiner.com At the Art Institute of Atlanta, we love the comedy of Katt Williams, but have been disturbed to hear about some of the issues he's been having in ATL. ...
A Shtick With a Thousand Lives New York Times Mel Brooks, left, and Carl Reiner performing at a ?Night of Comedy? fund-raiser in Hollywood in 2003. By ARI KARPEL MEL BROOKS and Carl Reiner have been ...
Offbeat comedy on class clashes Philadelphia Inquirer The Maid, Sebastián Silva's offbeat (and deadpan) comedy, looks and sounds like a movie shot on a nanny-cam. But its aim is not to document Raquel's ...
Comedian Jeffrey Ross in Town First Coast News Comedian Jeffrey Ross, perhaps best known for hosting comic roasts on Comedy Central, is in town this weekend performing at the Comedy Zone. ...
A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.
The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw
flashing red and blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.....Then the reality of the situation hit
him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.
"It's been a long hard day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, I don't need the frustration or the overtime,
so if you can give me a really good excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks about it for a second and says, "Last week my nagging wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"
Path to Alternative Therapies Is Littered With Obstacles New York Times ?Basically you pay top dollar for, say, a glucosamine supplement thinking you're getting 100 percent of the daily dose, when, the reality is, you're really ...
Could the recession jumpstart your health? WalletPop ... and is featured Monday - Friday in the "Daily Dose" segment on Doug Stephan's Good Day, heard on more than 300 stations in morning drive. ...
Credit Card Transactions -- Could They Be Free? Entrepreneur As I'm sure I don't have to tell anyone regular readers of the Daily Dose, credit-card transaction fees are the bane of every retailer's existence. ...
Michelmores Medical Negligence News Michelmores Medical Negligence (press release) The daily dose of hormones taken in the pill work mainly by tricking your body into thinking that ovulation has already happened. This prevents an egg from ...
Modern Healthcare wins national digital awards ModernHealthcare.com ... national ASBPE Awards of Excellence this year for its electronic publications: A national Gold Award for E-newsletter/Breaking News for the Daily Dose. ...
Reinhardt: Swine flu party a 'demented' idea of fun Asheville Citizen-Times Regardless, they continue sending the ?Daily Dose? each morning, a newsletter teeming with insane and radical ?medical? thoughts. I usually delete his rants ...
Group gathers to expel Wood UW Badger Herald For the Wausau arrest, Wood admitted to taking twice the daily dose of an anxiety medication and half a bottle of nighttime cold medication. ...
Werner Herzog tickles a delirious funny bone San Francisco Chronicle Q: This movie is funny in a demented way, but you've said you don't understand irony. A: I do not, no. I think the humor in ("Bad Lieutenant") is not irony, ...
Ashley Force Hood is new face of drag racing Los Angeles Times Ashley Force Hood has a shot at becoming the first woman to win an NHRA Funny Car championship at this weekend's season-ending event in Pomona. ...
Judge of the Day: Minnesota Judge Brings The Funny Above the Law Come on, that's kind of funny. I chuckled. And you know what, if he had said ?with all the black men running for president, I think Kevin Love's minutes are ...
JP Morgan is on top -- and wants to stay there MarketWatch By marketwatch NEW YORK (marketwatch) -- Funny how when circumstances allow someone to land on top, they suddenly become big advocates for the system that ...
Reporters' Roundtable 10: Funny business CNET News Do you have to be funny? In general media, who's the king of funny? What can learn in the online world from this? Discuss the attention span of the Web ...
