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Trippy Texas attractions top the list of weird sites Austin American-Statesman We know lots about cruise ships: sleek and classy vessels with names like Fantasy, Exotica and Mystic. Shift the focus and visualize ...
weird night out, best friend, probably gay? AfterEllen.com So, last night I went to a pub with one of my bestfriends. The whole evening she somehow kept her hands on me constantly, every time she laughed she leaned ...
Monte Poole: Oakland Raiders -- Weird is the new normal San Jose Mercury News LIKE COAL miners and infantrymen, the Raiders are accustomed to carrying on regardless of conditions. They shrug or sigh or laugh cryptically ...
FunnyorDie.com: 'SNL' for the online crowd Los Angeles Times The sketch comedy website started as a lark for Will Ferrell and his friends. Now it's become a brand-name powerhouse Jake Szymanski has water applied to ...
Comedy Spot brings laughter to midtown The Sacramento Press The Anti-Cooperation League christened the Sacramento Comedy Spot's new location with a long-from ...
Stand-up comedy at its most childish Times Online He would become, he decided after a stint as a school storyteller, a stand-up comedian for children. There was, he reckoned, a vast, uninhibited, unjaded, ...
"The Photographer"
A little girl walked daily to and from school. Though the weather one morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made the daily trek to the elementary
school.
As the day progressed, the winds whipped up, along with thunder and lightning.
The mother was worried that her daughter would be frightened walking back home from school, and she herself feared the electrical storm might cause her harm.
Following each roar of the thunder, lightning would cut through the sky like a flaming sword. Being very concerned, the mother got into her car and drove along
the route to the school.
Soon she saw her small child walking along.
The thunder would boom, and then, at each flash of lightning, the child would stop, look and smile. One followed another, each time with her child stopping,
looking up at the streak of light and smiling.
Finally, the mother called out and asked, "Honey, what are you doing?"
Her little girl answered, "God keeps taking pictures of me!"
Reinhardt: Swine flu party a 'demented' idea of fun Asheville Citizen-Times Regardless, they continue sending the ?Daily Dose? each morning, a newsletter teeming with insane and radical ?medical? thoughts. I usually delete his rants ...
Group gathers to expel Wood UW Badger Herald For the Wausau arrest, Wood admitted to taking twice the daily dose of an anxiety medication and half a bottle of nighttime cold medication. ...
Joe Ward's Big Goodbye Press-Enterprise Joe Ward loved the daily dose of youthful bedlam right up to the morning he died. His 23 grandchildren and 11 great grandchildren fondly called him Papa. ...
Starbucks Makes It Easier, Different to Get Free Wi-Fi Wi-Fi Networking News The plain stored-value card exists mostly for convenience and usage tracking by Starbucks, but includes a few extras, one of which is the daily dose of ...
Adieu to Genoa City New Zealand Herald It's all ridiculously melodramatic, but psychologists reckon the daily dose of escapism is akin to burying yourself in a gossip magazine. ...
First thoughts: Jersey Boys msnbc.com ... you're afraid that some of their viewers may start to just say NO to the daily dose of brainwashing that's handed out by the wrecking crew over there? ...
Are funny women intimidating? Chicago Tribune At least twice as funny as the funny response I had made moments before. The exact line of conversation and punch line escapes me, but this is irrelevant. ...
A seriously funny movie also has something to say Virginian Pilot This movie is very funny, which doesn't mean it isn't also serious. It is a dark comedy about a schlemiel who is markedly akin to the long-suffering Job of ...
Funny Money New York Times Warren Buffett is now a cartoon character. The Oracle of Omaha has a starring role in ?Secret Millionaire's Club,? a Web series produced ...
Medvedev: Hand-Picking the Next President is ?Funny? The Other Russia That,? Medvedev continued, ?would be funny.? When the prime minister was asked this past September if he would compete with President Medvedev in the 2012 ...
FUNNY Easy Street to stage 'Putnam County Spelling Bee' Youngstown Vindicator In its review, The New York Times called it ?riotously funny and remarkably ingenious.? When the rights to the show became widely available for this season, ...
Funny girl Mo'nique becomes a drama queen The Star-Ledger - NJ.com Oxygen Media/Helene vedrennemo'nique plays an abusive mother in ?Precious: Based on the Novel 'Push' by Sapphire. ...
