Oh So About Sarah Palin's Weird Dessert Espionage PR Firm? Wonkette (satire) (blog) The news of Sarah Palin's literary fortunes?both fiscal and fictive?also brought a smaller bit of news about a secret mystery company owned by Palin. ...
Wow, Weird, Techie ? Whtever! You heard it here OnlyGeek The most amazing thing about the way Google does business is that all of their products are offered free to the end user. Starting from Google search to the ...
Cheryl Cole 'Feels Weird' Being Number One AngryApe Describing how she felt when she heard her first non-Girls Aloud track had reached number one, Chezza explained: "It feels weird. Really weird. ...
Weird News: Anthony Toth Builds Pan Am Cabin in Garage Snark Food Talk about obsession! California resident Anthony Toth has spent $50000 to recreate a first-class Pan Am cabin inside his garage. The 42-year-old employee ...
Jimmy's weird food facts The Sun Here he reveals the weird facts he found out about our grub. You can make ham in a cement mixer. "While making square processed ham we put all the chopped ...
Top 10 weird fears Circle (subscription) 2. Geniophobia: Fear of chins. This raises a lot of questions. Are these people scared of looking at chins? Touching them? Are they petrified of Jay Leno? ...
Sometime this year, we taxpayers may again receive an Economic Stimulus payment. This is a very exciting new program. I will explain it using the Q and A
format:
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.
* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India.
* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.
* If you buy a car, it will go to Japan.
* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan.
* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep the money in America by:
1. spending it at yard sales, or
2. going to ball games, or
3. spending it on prostitutes, or
4. beer, or
5. tattoos.
(These are the only American businesses still operating in the US.)
Therefore, I'm going to go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute who I met at a yard sale and we're going to drink beer all day!
The daily dose of contradiction ORF.at In mid-July this year, Mohsen Namjoo was getting ready to record his new album. On the first day of taping, the singer-songwriter awoke to the insistent ...
Baseball Daily Dose: One Last Dose KING5.com Hopefully the Daily Dose has aided your fantasy teams in some small way. And if your leagues are going down to the wire, good luck this weekend! ...
The Quietus & Domino Hook Up For Halloween The Quietus Alongside the daily dose of mordant fiction, The Quietus will be running a competition where one lucky winner can get their hands on the original written ...
First thoughts: Jersey Boys msnbc.com ... you're afraid that some of their viewers may start to just say NO to the daily dose of brainwashing that's handed out by the wrecking crew over there? ...
Out of Mom's Car, Into the Metrobus Washington Post Walking that mile to and from the bus happens to be the daily dose of activity recommended for teens by the American Heart Association. ...
Women Aren't Funny? Says Who?! The Daily Blabber from iVillage So why is there so little work for funny women in the TV business? Some scientific studies have speculated that women are not genetically predisposed to be ... Nell Scovell Is My New HeroMediaite.com
Many shades of funny Edmonton Sun "My parents are Nigerian. I was born in Nebraska, raised in Chicago. I got something here," comedian Godfrey says of the ...
Scary funny New York Post But "Community" has turned into a very, very funny show -- especially Chevy Chase and his pratfalls. Tonight, he's dressed as "Beastmaster" for a horrible ...
