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:^) Wednesday, November 4, 2009 {Vol. 14, # 007} (^8
Monte Poole: Oakland Raiders -- Weird is the new normal San Jose Mercury News LIKE COAL miners and infantrymen, the Raiders are accustomed to carrying on regardless of conditions. They shrug or sigh or laugh cryptically ...
Maine Voters Are Weird TheStranger.com Voters approved a referendum making Maine the fifth state to allow retail pot dispensaries, but medical marijuana advocates say it won't become like ...
'Weird Creatures' Host Nick Baker Meets a Mole Lizard FOXNews If you're not watching Weird Creatures on the Science Channel, you're missing out on some truly bizarre stuff. From the rainforests of Borneo to the ...
Weird noises from my roof at night - what's up? San Francisco Chronicle Q: My daughter and I share a duplex that she owns in Corte Madera. Ever since the building was reroofed about four years ago, I've heard knock-like sounds ...
So a key Wizard got injured, weird Washington Post (blog) "Sometimes it's just frustrating," Brendan Haywood said last week, when Caron Butler hurt his knee. "It feels like we're cursed." Well, that was last week. ...
Weird Al's Ode To The Trashmen NPR by "Weird Al" Yankovic November 4, 2009 - For me and for a lot of people like me, popular music has a way of defining a particular decade or a particular ...
UConn QB Frazer back in the spotlight Waterbury Republican American It's weird looking back and looking at it. It's weird how things work out.? It's more just the nature of the game than it is weird. ...
Ind. comedy tour to benefit injured, hurting vets Chicago Tribune AP INDIANAPOLIS - A statewide comedy tour will benefit veterans who've been injured or experienced hardships as a result of their service to the country. ...
'Young Frankenstein' in Chicago: Puttin' on the low comedy Chicago Tribune But as Max Bialystock well knew, there are two kinds of musical comedies?hits and misses. ?The Producers,? which began here in Chicago, was a big fat hit. ...
Review: Willem Dafoe stars in an absurdist comedy The Associated Press And they're off and running, in the surreal immersion that is Richard Foreman's "Idiot Savant," an absurdist comedy premiering at the Public Theater. ...
Funny Quote:
"I never attempt to make money on the stock market. I buy on the assumption that they could close the market the next day and not reopen it
for five years." ~ Warren Buffett
There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date.
The guy said, "It's simple. I just say, I'm a lawyer."
So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said "No," he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a case early in the
morning.
She said, "Oh! You're a lawyer?"
He said, "Why, ... Yes I am!"
So they went to his place and when they were in bed, screwing, he started to laugh to himself.
When she asked what was so funny, he answered, "Well, I've only been a lawyer for 15 minutes, and I'm already screwing someone!"
Starbucks Makes It Easier, Different to Get Free Wi-Fi Wi-Fi Networking News The plain stored-value card exists mostly for convenience and usage tracking by Starbucks, but includes a few extras, one of which is the daily dose of ...
Adieu to Genoa City New Zealand Herald It's all ridiculously melodramatic, but psychologists reckon the daily dose of escapism is akin to burying yourself in a gossip magazine. ...
Key trends for global TMT sector in 2010 to be unveiled today Emirates Business 24/7 Developing nations do have the advantage as technology was still catching up and a very large section of consumers rely on the daily dose of newspapers and ...
First thoughts: Jersey Boys msnbc.com ... you're afraid that some of their viewers may start to just say NO to the daily dose of brainwashing that's handed out by the wrecking crew over there? ...
Gul Panag is Twitter Face at WIFW Oneindia Gul Panag will be present at the venue on all five action-packed days to review the shows and tweet on the daily dose of fashion week news. ...
Something Smells Funny About Shale Gas (CHK, UNG) The Business Insider Many believe that Natural gas drilled from US shale will deliver a new era of cheap domestic energy for the US. Shale gas also allows better US energy ...
Despicable Me Trailer #2: Supervillains Are Funny Film School Rejects (blog) Ever since Universal Pictures released the first teaser trailer for their upcoming animated comedy Despicable Me back in July, I've been curious about it. ...
