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Funny Quote:
"I can't figure the stock market out. I think it's wacky. I have done well with a long-term strategy and will continue being a
long-term investor." ~ Scott McNealy
1. Put your hand open under the stall wall and ask your neighbour, "May I borrow a paper clip?"
2. Say "Geez, I knew I shouldn't put my lips there."
3. Clap and cheer loudly whenever somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, "Woah, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh Dang! My glass eye!!"
6. Say "Heck, this water is cold."
7. Groan and moan real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Let out a sigh of relief.
8. Say, "Now how did that get in there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus. Ok, maybe tehina."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mellow Yellow (the soda). Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbours while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"
11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters.
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbour. Then say, "Whoops, could you
kick that back over here, please?"
13. Say. "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."
15. Say, "Darn, I Knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbour and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"
20. When you're in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and reach under the stall wall and
say "You got any more toilet paper over there, This side's completely out."
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