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:^) Monday, December 7, 2009 {Vol. 14, # 029} Late Morning Edition (^8 Remember the attack on Pearl Harbor (it was 68 years ago today)
How appropriate that "Tora! Tora! Tora!" is Japanese for "Tiger! Tiger! Tiger!"
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Morning Bell: The Copenhagen Climate Comedy Heritage.org The entire Obama group is a comedy. The sad part is, we are the butt of his dangerous jokes. December 7, 2009 1st Lt. Richard Ptalshek, Jacksonville, ...
The Comedy Duo of Palin and Frank New York Times Sarah Palin may have some 'splainin' to do with the conservative fans on her book tour as word spreads of her partying Saturday night with ...
Over Our Head Players present dark Christmas comedy Journal Times RACINE ? Over Our Head Players presents a special holiday bonus show, ?The Eight: Reindeer Monologues,? a dark Christmas comedy by Jeff Goode. ...
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"Top Ten Tiger Truthinesses You May Not Have Known"
10. Tiger Woods is a player. A Golf player. He plays with his club, balls, putts and holes all day. What'd you expect him to do?
9. Tiger Woods' wife and girlfriends are all white, not because he doesn't like black women, just because he knows they hit harder, and with a frying pan.
8. Barack Hussein Obama would never have been President of the United States, if Tiger Woods hadn't trailblazed in the White greens of power.
7. Golf is a very exclusive sport played in exclusive golf clubs. Being hit by a golf club wielding Swedish model is even an more exclusive club than that.
6. The dumb white hussies coming out of the Woods' work heard they could get ahead with blackmail. Stupidly they thought they had a case because he is a black male.
5. Winning 14 Major PGA Championships: Worth over $200,000,000
Being the world's best golfer and having massive corporate endorsements: Worth over $1,000,000,000
Being easily able to pay off your wife and mistresses to shut up about your transgressions: Priceless.
There are some things in life money can't buy. For everything else, there's a Billion Dollars in Tiger Woods' bank account.
4. Tiger Woods reportedly added about $70 Million to the pre-nup with his wife Elin, for playing a few too many holes.
3. People might be less surprised, and Woods could still be a cool cat, if he changed his first name to Cheetah.
2. His wife Elin is now the world's first woman known to have beaten Tiger Woods with a golf club.
... and the #1 Tiger Truthiness you may not have known:
1. It's the nature of a male Tiger to play with as many females he can, especially when he's the champion of the Woods.
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