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Funny One
Liner:
"As politicians fail to make headway
in easing the tension between Iran and the West, the little engine that could (mellow Iran) is the 100% electric, 2011
Nissan Leaf." ~ Yasha Harari
10. It's gonna put a damper on all those clean energy handmade persian rugs.
9. You can't quarry
marble when you can't afford oil.
8. The 10% of Iran's population that doesn't live off of oil is going
to have another way to get to the next public attempt at revolution.
7. Iran's Pesident Ahmedinajad has
stated that electric cars are a Zionist plot, as are the Teletubbies and the Voice Of America Radio Network.
6. You can't be a tyrant state if you embrace the technology that could very well spell the end of your regime.
5. They don't know how to drill for electricity in Iran.
4. Iran can't afford to piss off
the Japanese and Korean makers of the best electric cars on the market.
3. When you subsidize your
budget at a $70 per barrel oil price, electric cars are gonna zap that bottom line faster than you can say "Supreme
Leader Ali Khamenei".
2. Iran believes that the West is unveiling a whole slew of electric cars in order
to force Iran to unveil its women.
... and the #1 Reason Iran fears electric cars is ...
1. Most of them still suck and will likely cause a lot of unnecessary accidents in downtown Tehran.
"How many productive working hours are wasted by viewers watching worldwide championship sports events? How many Millions of Dutch and Spanish
people will skip work to watch the 2010 FIFA World Cup Final? Although in Europe's case, they don't work much anyway, so what difference does it really
make?" ~ Yasha Harari
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