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  • :^) Monday, November 22, 2010 {Vol. 15, # 007} (^8  

    Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
    Holiday Travel Greetings from The TSA.
    Turkey 
standing next to a body scanner, with a suitcase that says TO: SWEDEN. TSA Agent in pat-down stance, says: Sorry about this violation of your privacy. So what are your 
Thanksgiving plans? TheDailyDose.com .

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    Funny One Liner:
    "For those who think it's bad to be scanned and patted-down before flying home for Thanksgiving, think how much worse it is for the Turkey." ~ Yasha Harari


    The Daily Dose Joke:
    "Top Ten funny TSA jokes"

    10. If you don't like what we're doing to you, just think of how we abused the lil' old grandma in front of you.

    9. For all the scans and pat-downs the TSA is conducting before you get on the plane, they still serve wine in glasses, on-board.

    8. A Transgender passenger was embarassed by a body scanner showing his/her privates and being teased by fellow passengers. Oh, what those poor TSA Agents have to suffer.

    7. The TSA knows that it's a pain to get searched intimately before flying. So from now on, they're going to put Vaseline on their gloves.

    6. When you're in line at a scanner and pat-down area, shout "Fourth Amendment! Fourth Amendment!"

    5. Sure, you can opt-out of the TSA scan and the pat-down. For $11,000.

    4. Are you qualified to cop a feel? The TSA Wants You! Apply today!

    3. Flying used to be fun. Now it's nothing compared to the free groping you get at the Government's expense. Stimulus money hard at work, indeed.

    2. The TSA is just doing these scans and pat-downs to remind everyone of how your Thanksgiving turkey feels before it hits your plate.

    ... and the #1 funny TSA joke is:

    1. Michael Chertoff (former Homeland Security boss) instituted the scanner and pat-down policy. Now he's a consultant with a financial interest in the company that makes the scanners. Guess who's laughin' now?


    Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.


    (^8 The Daily Dose Funny Video Clip! :^D
    (: Great Idea to Prank The TSA. :D

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