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  • :^) Monday, November 29, 2010 {Vol. 15, # 010} (^8  

    :^) Happy Cyber Monday! (^8  

    Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
    Willie Nelson: Jailed for weed. On The Road Again.
    FREE WILLIE. TheDailyDose.com .

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    Funny One Liner:
    "Willie Nelson had a terrible Cyber Monday in 2010. He couldn't even buy his favorite plants online." ~ Yasha Harari


    The Daily Dose Joke:
    "Top Ten funny Willie Nelson and Cyber Monday jokes"

    10. Q: Why do Americans love Willie Nelson?
    A: Every once in a while we get to chant "Free Willie" and not be shouting about a killer whale.

    9. Q: Why did Willie Nelson allegedly admit to posession of weed on the day before Thanksgiving, in 2010?
    A: It was the year he made contact high with the arresting officer.

    8. Q: How is Willie Nelson like the whale in the movie Free Willie?
    A: They both need to be freed.

    7. Q: What do you think Willie Nelson would say to Willie the whale if he could talk?
    A: Actually, you just have to listen carefully. Willie Nelson can talk.

    6. Q: Why do Willie Nelson feel like a turkey on Cyber Monday?
    A: Despite being possibly locked up until next year, he survived the Thanksgiving weekend.

    5. Q: Which family usually spends the most on Black Friday?
    A: The one who earns the least.

    4. Q: Where did Willie Nelson's entourage buy on Black Friday?
    A: A visit to Willie in a Texas lockup.

    3. Q: Why did Willie Nelson get busted for weed the day before Thanksgiving?
    A: The Sheriff in Texas figured it was easier to catch a geriatric country singer than another boatload of illegal Mexicans!

    2. Q: What did Willie Nelson buy on Black Friday, 2010?
    A: More expensive lawyers.

    ... and the #1 funny Willie Nelson joke is:

    1. Q: Where did Willie Nelson want to be on Cyber Monday, 2010?
    A: On The Road Again.


    Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.


    (^8 The Daily Dose Funny Video Clip! :^D
    (: Toby Keith: I'll never Smoke Weed with Willie Again! :D

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  • "When is a law not a law? When the US Congress is still voting on it after it's signed by the President." ~ Yasha Harari

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