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  • :^) Thursday, November 25, 2010 {Vol. 15, # 008} (^8  

    :^) Happy Thanksgiving! (^8  

    Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
    Happy Thanksgiving from the Talkin' Turkey!
    The Talkin' Turkey says: This Thanksgiving, millions of Americans are grateful that Bristol Palin made it to the finals of Dancing With The Stars, and millions more 
are thankful she LOST. Killroy says: Bristol Who?  TheDailyDose.com .

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    Funny One Liner:
    "When it comes to the grand feast of life, sometimes you're the carnivore, and sometimes you're the bird." ~ Yasha Harari


    The Daily Dose Joke:
    "Top Ten funny Thanksgiving jokes"

    10. Q: How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving?
    A: He was very thinkful.

    9. Q: What does a Pilgrim call his best friend?
    A: A palgrim.

    8. Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
    A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

    7. Q: What did the mother turkey say to her unruly children?
    A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

    6. Q: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
    A: Yes - a building can't jump at all.

    5. Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?
    A: They use FOWL language.

    4. Q: What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?
    A: A poultrygeist!

    3. Q: How many chefs does it take to stuff a turkey?
    A: One, but you really have to squeeze him in!

    2. Q: Whats the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
    A: Your teeth.

    ... and the #1 funny Thanksgiving joke is:

    1. Q: What always comes at the end of Thangsgiving?
    A: The big sleep.


    Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.


    (^8 The Daily Dose Funny Video Clip! :^D
    (: Sometimes Thank You! doesn't mean Thank You! :D

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