"Top 10 funny political quotes"
10. "Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself." ~ Mark Twain
9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
8. "We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complexbut Congress can." ~ Cullen Hightower
7. "Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm." ~ Frank Dane
6. A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants.
5. "A privileged person is a Republican who holds some office that a Democrat wants." ~ Yasha Harari
4. "The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets." ~ Will Rogers
3. "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." ~ Milton Berle
2. "Government expands to absorb revenue and then some." ~ Wiker's Law
... and the #1 funny political quote is:
1. "The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5' 7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone." ~ Woody Allen
Reference: Compiled by Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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