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  • :^) Thursday, December 30, 2010 {Vol. 15, # 038} (^8  

    Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
    Almost ... there ...
    cartoon: it's a race to new year's eve 2010 - 2011, and the finish line is in sight, from TheDailyDose.com

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    Funny One Liner:
    "To win the race, finish first. To enjoy the race, don't run in it." ~ Yasha Harari


    The Daily Dose Joke:
    "Top 10 2011 Crystal Ball Prediction Jokes"

    10. 2011 will be full of surprises, except for soothsayers who have the curse of actually seeing the future.

    9. February 2011 will be colder than August 2011, unless you live in the Southern Hemisphere.

    8. Top 10 lists predicting the future will be as inaccurate as ever.

    7. Evolutionists will still not believe in Creationism, even they still can't explain such simple things as pop culture.

    6. Creationists will still not believe in Science, even as they drive their cars and talk on the phones and compute at work.

    5. The Tour de France will be scarred by scandal again in 2011, but you don't have to be a prognosticator to guess that.

    4. Sports Illustrated will not feature a dozen horribly disfigured people in its Swimsuit Issue.

    3. Politics will remain corrupt in 2011.

    2. Big Bird will still be Yellow, unless you still have a black and white television.

    ... and the #1 2011 Crystal Ball Prediction Joke is:

    1. Phony Insurance scams will offer Year 2012 Protection.


    Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.


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