"Top 10 Arab dictator jokes"
10) Every dictator is a confused anarchist.
9) Tyranny is the most perfect democracy in the eyes of the dictator.
8) Tyrants believe in benevolent dictatorships, as long as they are the dictators.
7) Pity the poor dictators, for they are merely misunderstood shepherds.
6) Arab dictators are most unfortunate, beset by illegitimate power, oppressive methods, and ugly faces.
5) Arab dictators fear something about America: That Obama will lose to a wiser candidate in 2012.
4) Arab dictators are peaceful loving human beings who support dissent and opposition, as long as they get to shoot those opponents.
3) No dictator, Arab or otherwise, can brutally subjugate a people forever, but they sure can use violence and inhumane tactics as long as they're in power.
2) There's nothing wrong with the dictators of Araby, from their point of view.
... and the #1 Arab dictator joke is:
1) Arab dictators fear the American GOP: Gas & Oil Prices.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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