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10. Is it any wonder that the same Russian nation that gave us the word Robot gave its first satellite the name Sputnik? Niet!
9. NASA's satellites have discovered a new astronomical unit. It's one hell of a big apartment.
8. There are Satellites that spend all day, every day, observing the Milky Way. So how come there aren't any satellites observing Snickers?
7. Copernicus' parents: "Copernicus, dear boy, when are you going to accept the fact that the world does not revolve around you?"
6. Q: Why don't they put Windows on satellites?
A: They don't want it to crash.
5. Q: What was the first satellite to orbit the Earth?
A: The moon.
4. It was dark until he turned on the satellite.
3. Q: Why is the Moon (Earth's satellite) more useful than the Sun?
A: The moon shines at night when you want the light. The Sun shines during the day when you don't need it.
2. It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a satellite falling out of orbit!
... and the #1 satellite joke is:
1. Q: Why did the small earth orbiting telecom unit miss the big moment?
A: It was a little satellate.
"Any artistic event that is subjectively judged in part by the accompanying music and style, is not a sport. Of course in the Winter Olympics, they
overlook that due to the revenues Figure Skating and Ice Dancing generate from all those bored spouses who would otherwise not watch the Games at all." ~ Yasha
Harari
Keep on laughing! 8^D It's good for you. Really. Well it can't be worse for you than bad healthcare. :)
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