"Top Ten funny Armistice Day / Veterans Day jokes"
10. Would The Global Islamic Jihad respect Armistice Day, if Coco O'Brien promised to keep his beard and fast for Ramadan?
9. As President Obama tours the Korean peninsula on Veterans Day, these days it is NATO Europeans who are more likely to throttle him for his Rooseveltesque military and
fiscal exiges.
8. How many Hamburgers were eaten on the original Armistice Day?
7. Would you even remember the Eleventh Hour, of the Eleventh Day, of the Eleventh Month, if it weren't for Mass Media?
6. Sure, there is a Veterans Day, so why isn't there a Draft Dodgers Day?
5. Despite being exposed for their nefarious Google exploits, Jay Leno and The Tonight Show have no Armistice Day Agreement with the new Conan O'Brien Show.
4. The US Congress now has a Tea Party Caucus, some 234 years after the American Revolution. Will there be an Armistice Party in the year 2242?
3. How many of the original Veterans Day vets ever emailed, texted, tweeted or facebooked?
2. How can the Military argue that it wants peace, especially on Armistice Day, when they're the ones fighting the wars?
... and the #1 funny Armistice Day / Veterans Day joke is:
1. Will a more Conservative US Congress trade Nancy Pelosi to the Jihadis for peace by the next Armistice Day?
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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