"Top 10 mideast peace app jokes"
10) Google has a new Middle East Peace App that works great, but it violates privacy laws, so no one is willing to use it.
9) The EU has a new Middle East Peace App. It calls Hamas a terrorist organization, but still requires flirting with them in order to operate.
8) Israel has a new Middle East Peace App. It's called a Security Fence, but it's really a firewall.
7) Syria has a new Middle East Peace App. It's a first person shooter game whose objective is to kill as many peaceful protestors as possible, and then blames Israel and al-Qaida and America.
6) Muamar Gaddafi has a new Middle East Peace App. It's all green, it is micromanaged by Gadaffy's megalomania, and it requires that you wear silly costumes.
5) Egypt has a new Middle East Peace App. It's called the Arab Spring, and it's revolutionary.
4) The Russians have developed a new Piece for Middle East Peace App. You give it all your pieces, it leaves you to rest in peace.
3) American experts have a new Middle East peace app that works, but Obama and Congress won't fund it, because it costs too little and delivers too much.
2) The UN has unveiled its own Middle East Peace App. It sends unlimited messages, allows votes on all sorts of matters, blames Israel for everything, has no teeth to enforce any of its decisions, runs away in the face of any arab
threat, and always fails.
... and the #1 mideast peace app joke is:
1) When all else fails, comedians and humorists will build a better middle east peace app.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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