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:^) Monday, July 4, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 135} (^8
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
Happy In Dependence Day, America!
Funny One Liner:
"It's been 235 years since America signed the The Declaration of Independence. How many more will there be before they sign a Declaration of Dependence on China?" ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
"Top 10 U.S. Independence Day jokes"
10) Uncle Sam Wants You To Celebrate Independence Day with lots of drinking, because it helps to have a hangover when you deal with a $14 Trillion debt.
9) Independence, Shmindependence. What good is it to be free if you give it away to a foreign country whose people who make all your stuff for fifty cents a day?
8) Not everyone is suffering the economy on this American Independence Day. For example, the makers of Heinz Ketchup.
7) The U.S. Economy may be hurting due to a decline in American manufacturing, but isn't it great you can buy a Chinese-made deluxe bbq set for under $200 at Wal*Mart?
6) How many U.S. Independence Day barbeques will be paid for by China?
5) Little Johnny asked his teacher "Will the 4th of July fireworks burst through the debt ceiling?"
4) Republicans want you to party like there's no tomorrow this Independence Day, because that's their glum patriotic forecast.
3) America is celebrating its 235 year of Independence by paying off some more of the interest on the debt it owes China and borrowing more from the Communist Capitalist State.
2) Democrats want you to party like it's 1999 this Independence Day, because that was the last time the economy was kicking butt with a Democrat in the White House.
... and the #1 U.S. Independence Day joke is:
1) President Obama wishes all Americans a Happy Independence Day, and hopes everyone keeps deluding themselves until after the 2012 elections.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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