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:^) Monday, July 18, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 138} (^8  

Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
Super Heavyweight Social Network Title Fight
editorial cartoon panel of social network fight between google and facebook parody line drawing art ink on paper 2011 july 18 , from laughzilla for TheDailyDose.com

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Funny One Liner:
"Ironically, the big Social Networks do not like to network with other social networks. Maybe they should be called Anti-Social Networks." ~ Yasha Harari


The Daily Dose Joke:
"Top 10 Social Network jokes"

10) Google+ and facebook are duking it out for supremacy over the largest database of personal information, even though News Corp. already hacked their way to it.

9) President Obama said America's problems could be fixed if there were a thousand more facebooks, so he'll raise taxes and launch a Gov't spending program to make it happen.

8) The golden rule of social networks is: He who has the goldmine of data, breaks the rules.

7) Arab dictators love social networks, because it allows them to communicate to all the free fools who follow them.

6) China loves social networks. It keeps everyone's eye off the ball.

5) Social networks are great tools for people who have no people skills.

4) Offices regularly block social networks like facebook, but will they dare to block the Google?

3) Now that Google has launched its own social network, you have one more way to waste your time.

2) You can call a spade a spade, but you can't call a social network an exclusive club.

... and the #1 Social Network joke is:

1) If politics and the economy were as easy to fix as a Social Network bug, the public square would be silent, except for the delicate sounds of clicking.


Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.


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