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:^) Saturday, July 2, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 134} (^8  

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"If the question is to be or not to be then the answer is to do or not to do." ~ Yasha Harari

The Daily Dose Joke:
"Top 10 Shakespeare jokes"

10) Stolen from Shakespeare's lost scribblings: A sonnet 'bout a grommet is no falling Haley's comet.

9) If William Shakespeare were alive today, would you ever have heard of him through all the social networking noise?

8) Shakespeare never Googled, facebooked, tweeted, or blogged.

7) From Shakespeare's lost notes: It's true, All's Well That Ends Well unless you fall down a well.

6) Scribed in Shakespeare's Unofficial Memoires of a Bard: Henry IV was never played enough on Old St. Crispin's Day.

5) Hamlet. Porkforbid.

4) Two metered lines rhymed are a couplet, that could even be 'bout a doublet.

3) Scribbled in Shakespeare's unofficial diary: How many months does the Winter of my discontent usually last?

2) Copied from Shakespeare's 21st century digital diary: Romeo and Juliet have not dated online yet.

... and the #1 Shakespeare joke is:

1) Shakespeare was quoted recently in Afterlife Magazine, saying: A Billion Monkeys and a billion keyboards and you still haven't produced any work as great as mine? LOL!

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