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:^) Thursday, August 4, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 142} (^8
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
Patient secured for now
Funny One Liner:
"Fixing the American economy is like the trial of former Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak. Spend all your energy watching a sad chaotic scene deteriorate and divide a country, and you might lack the energy to fix your life support system." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
"Top 10 American Economy jokes"
10) Nothing stands in the way of the American economy except itself.
9) President Obama spent over $3 Million on his 50th birthday party for a fundraiser for his 2012 campaign, because everybody wants to party with the Debtor in Chief on his big day.
8) China may control the dollar, but they don't control the American economy. That's a task left to Wal*Mart shoppers.
7) In reality, American Presidents don't make or break economies. Taxes do.
6) The Tea Party got a lot of credit for forcing spending cuts into the 2011 debt deal, despite having too many Mad Hatters in charge.
5) Redistribution of wealth: How President Obama misspells economic recovery.
4) America's bond rating may not have been downgraded thanks to the 2011 debt deal, but that hasn't lowered the cost of gas either.
3) You might think the Republicans have an easy run for the 2012 Presidential election based on the bad state of the U.S. economy. The problem is their candidates.
2) President Barack Obama's plan for economic recovery is simple: Ignore reality. Spend more.
... and the #1 American Economy joke is:
1) If America's economy is on life support and you care, hope you don't hear this: Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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