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:^) Tuesday, June 28, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 132} (^8  

Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
Traffic Safety at Sea
political cartoon panel of israel navy ship 
policing ihh palestinian activists flotilla to port in el-arish egypt for entrance to gaza strip news line drawing art ink on paper 2011 june 28 , from laughzilla for

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"Israel says the IHH flotilla will not enter Gaza directly through its blockade, unless they go through Egypt. That's like challenging a mouse to walk under a parked bus to get the cheese at the other end. It may take a little more time, but it won't stop the end result." ~ Yasha Harari

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"Top 10 Gaza Flotilla jokes"

10) It takes a village to raise a child, and it takes an Israeli warship to stop an IHH flotilla to Gaza.

9) When it comes to the Gaza flotilla and Israel, you can defend whatever side you want, but you can't deny the news ratings.

8) Reporters on board the Gaza flotilla may or may not be banned from entering Israel for ten years, but that's a far easier punishment than being sent to Gaza for that a day.

7) IHH flotilla participants would probably get a pass to enter Gaza directly, if only they would be importing peaceful protestors.

6) Due to diplomatic pressures on all parties, the Summer 2011 Gaza Flotilla will feature weapons no more lethal than stale felafel balls and spoonfulls of Humus.

5) Israel is blocking the IHH Gaza flotilla because the participants don't have a Kosher Certificate from the Chief Rabbi of Gaza.

4) The Obama Administration is satisfied that enough safety precautions are in place to make the Gaza flotilla a summer tourism extravaganza, complete with free media attention, and awful PR on all sides.

3) Bibi Netanyahu of Israel and Ismail Haniyeh of Gaza are disappointed that the Gaza flotilla will delay plans for their planned Surprise Summer Summit at Sea, where they were to negotiate over fish, and then relax together for a weekend of watching Family Guy.

2) The 2011 International Peace Project want to present Israel and the IHH Palestinian activists with its highest award, at sea, on the spot where their Summer maritime encounter takes place. Soft drinks and cookies will be served by waiters in full body armor.

... and the #1 Gaza Flotilla joke is:

1) There is nary a slip between ship and strip, when Israel spots the IHH radar blip.

Reference: Yasha Harari for

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