"Top 10 Chinese Navy jokes"
10) The Chinese Navy doesn't have to win battles to be a leading Naval power. They just have to flood the oceans with millions of little Chinese Navy ships, or rubber dinghys.
9) The Chinese People's Liberation Army has a Navy. That's right, China has a PLAN.
8) It's amazing what the Chinese Navy can accomplish with all those millions of slave laborers.
7) China's Navy doesn't have to be better than America's to be a threat to Taiwan ... but it wouldn't hurt.
6) The Chinese Navy has outsourced its shipbuilding tasks to local toy factories, since they are so cheap, durable, high quality and safe.
5) Chinese Fire Drills in the Chinese Navy are called Taiwanese Fire Drills. They're smaller, more efficient, and any victims of the fire are denounced as Taiwanese traitors.
4) How many tons of Won-Ton soup can be carried aboard a Chinese Aircraft Carrier?
3) The U.S. isn't scared by China's Navy. After all, the U.S. paid for China's Navy with all the US Dollars bought by China.
2) China's Army is honored in Chinese Food by General Tsao's Chicken. Will China's Navy by similarly honored with something like Admiral Wu's Shrimp?
... and the #1 Chinese Navy joke is:
1) China will rule the seas not by innovation or imitation, but by cheap manufactured exports.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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