"Top 10 Obama economies of FAIL jokes"
10) According to President Obama, if America experiences a double-dip recession, we will need to make stronger, larger nachos and potato chips.
9) Obamanomics: How not to solve failed economic policies and stay personally popular with the People.
8) Leading economic indicators show that Obamanomics is the single most important measuring stick of just how broke Congress is - of principle.
7) The interest on national debt that Americans will pay for generations to come is nothing compared to how much laughter will be generated by teaching Obamanomics at the Harvard Business School.
6) Anyone who thinks President Obama knows economics should remember that Barack Obama studied Law at Harvard.
5) President Obama wants Obamanomics to make your life better, by making your neighbor's life worse.
4) Obamanomics (n.): The study of how much further into debt you can go, when you've already been cut off from your lenders and underwriters.
3) President Obama has figured out how to distract Americans from his failed Obamanomics: Start a non-war with Libya and don't plan to finish it until after the 2012 elections.
2) Obamanomics comics frolick freely at night in the park. It's easy to ignore the mountains of debt - that's right - in the dark.
... and the #1 Obama economies of FAIL joke is:
1) President Obama's Obamanomics would never had happened, if it weren't for Reaganomics.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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