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:^) Wednesday, July 6, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 136} (^8
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
The Verdict Is ...
Funny One Liner:
"American Justice. O.J. Simpson got off. Casey Anthony got off. And now Dominique Strauss-Kahn is getting off (with the help of another "maid")." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
"Top 10 Casey Anthony jokes"
10) They were both found not guilty, so tell me, if O.J. Simpson or Casey Anthony offered, would you let either of them babysit for you?
9) Casey Anthony never had to prove she didn't do it, she just had to prove the jury would free a cute white woman.
8) When trying the Casey Anthony case, the prosecution did not have to prove a motive. They had to prove their competence.
7) Now that the Casey Anthony trial is over, the producers of Reality court TV shows are holding casting calls and auditions for the next charismatic personality to try for years on the air.
6) Geraldo Rivera was right on two counts: The DA reached too far trying Casey Anthony with first degree murder, and that debating the point ad nauseum was not enough to kill the ratings, kid.
5) When Casey Anthony was found Not Guilty by a jury of her peers, she tweeted them "@CaseyAnthonyJury - Thanks! Duct Tape and Pool Party / Hot Body Contest at my pad when I get out! BYOB!"
4) After all her public accusations and prejudgements of guilt, Nancy Grace can do what objective reporters never get to do: Eat crow.
3) Pity poor George Anthony. How will he sleep at night, when Casey is living under his roof again?
2) Casey Anthony proved it was better to keep her mouth shut and let people think she is an idiot, rather than to open it and prove them right.
... and the #1 Casey Anthony joke is:
1) Thousands of people were killed or injured this month in brutal brimes against humanity in Africa, the Middle East, and Central Asia, so let's talk more about the pretty middle-class white girl from Florida.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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