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:^) Wednesday, July 27, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 141} (^8  

Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
Tears for Norway
editorial cartoon panel of a man mourning for Norway after it suffered a homegrown right wing extremist terrorist attack news parody line drawing art ink on paper 2011 july 27 , from laughzilla for

Solidarity with our Norse brethren
editorial cartoon panel of a flag of Norway after a terrible terrorist attack by one of its own against the Norwegian people news parody line drawing art ink on paper 2011 july 27 , from laughzilla for

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"Oslo suffered a terrible terror attack by one of its own. Don't be surprised if the Nobel Committee awards the killer a Peace Prize like they did for Yasser Arafat." ~ Yasha Harari

The Daily Dose Joke:
"Top 10 Norway jokes"

10) Q: What's the Norwegian word for genius? A: Tourist.

9) Q: Why are the Palestinians confused about how to respond to the terror tragedy in Norway? A: They dislike the terrorist's goals, but they like his methods.

8) Q: What does it mean when a Norwegian mechanic says "It works. It doesn't work. It works. It doesn't work. It works. It doesn't work.?" A: He's checking a car's blinkers.

7) Q: How do you sink a Finnish submarine? A: Give it a Norwegian crew.

6) Q: Why do Norwegian truckers drive so fast? A: To help the police get where they need to be, faster.

5) Q: How can America solve its debt ceiling problem? A: Send the politicians to camp in Norway.

4) Q: Why did seagulls make noise in the minute of silence in Norway to reflect upon the terror attack they suffered? A: They were Swedish seagulls.

3) Q: Why do Norwegian travelers carry sandpaper in the desert? A: They belive it's a good map.

2) Q: What is ice? A: Norwegian temperament.

... and the #1 Norway joke is:

1) Q: What would be a better punishment than prison for the anti-Muslim Norwegian terrorist Anders Breivik? A: Send him to live free, in Gaza.

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