"Top 10 Nuclear Iran Jokes"
10. A's for Atomic, like Ahmedinadjad.
9. Iran needs nuclear energy like they need a hole in their turban.
8. Reagan Knew. That's why he didn't mind sending them firecrackers for hostages. He figured it was better than sending them enriched plutonium.
7. Out of "respect" for its own tradition towards women, Iran's nuclear chief regularly makes veiled threats.
6. Israel hasn't bombed Iran's nuclear sites, because they are waiting for the Iranians to have a "work accident" of their own making.
5. Do you really think Iran would be striving towards nuclear power, if their middle class was "Sweatin' To The Oldies" with Richard Simmons?
4. Pakistan wants Iran to have nuclear weapons, if only to take the heat off of their own nuclear program.
3. If Iran becomes a nuclear power, will they feel cocky enough to allow their women to use a website called "veilbook"?
2. The U.S. and Israel are suspected of making and distributing the STUXnet virus into Iran's nuclear facilities. So, Iran will have the same technology, capable of
destroying Iran's nuclear sites, within three to five years.
... and the #1 Nuclear Iran Joke is:
1. Iran wants nuclear power for peaceful purposes only.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
|
