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Year 15: 2011 Archives 2011-05-04 - Top 10 dead terrorist jokes 2011-04-28 - Top 10 Will and Kate jokes 2011-04-27 - Top 10 Cyber Babes jokes 2011-04-26 - Top 10 Arab dictators jokes 2011-04-25 - Top 10 Smiley jokes 2011-04-20 - Top 10 Obama Change jokes 2011-04-18 - Top 10 Commandments jokes 2011-04-17 - Top 10 TSA jokes 2011-04-15 - Top 10 Government budget cuts 2011-04-14 - Top 10 Google copyright jokes 2011-04-13 - Top 10 Chinese Navy jokes 2011-04-11 - Top 10 French responses to threats 2011-04-09 - Top 10 facebook Unlike War jokes 2011-04-08 - Top 10 Gaza Israel jokes 2011-04-06 - Top 10 Casualties of War 2011-04-05 - Top 10 Dictator Mistakes of 2011 2011-04-03 - Top 10 Richard Goldstone Mistakes in his UN Report 2011-04-01 - Top 10 Dictator April Fool's Gags 2011-03-31 - Top 10 Amazing Syrian Tactics 2011-03-30 - Top 10 NATO Achievements 2011-03-28 - Top 10 Obama Similarities and Differences with Arab Dictators 2011-03-24 - Top 10 Lady Gaga Col. Gadaffy Coincidences 2011-03-22 - Top 10 Double Speak Jokes about UNSC Resolution 1973 2011-03-20 - Top 10 Reasons Kaddafi Will Lose 2011-03-17 - Top 10 Proofs that Gadaffi is more Irish than The IRA 2011-03-16 - Top 10 Ways Dictators Stay in Power 2011-03-15 - Top 10 Ides of March Phrases 2011-03-14 - Top 10 PI Day Pies 2011-03-13 - Top 10 Benefits of Nuclear Power 2011-03-11 - Top 10 Headlines That Can Bump Ghadafi Off (the front page) 2011-03-10 - Top 10 Places Gadaffi could go to in exile 2011-03-09 - Top 10 People on Ghadafi's Holiday Greeting Card List 2011-03-08 - Top 10 Gadaffi Threats 2011-03-07 - Top 10 Gadaffy Hats 2011-03-06 - Top 10 Things Gaddafi Fears 2011-03-04 - Top 10 Things Gadhafi Has In Common with Hitler 2011-03-03 - Top 10 Things Kadhafi Wants You To Know 2011-03-01 - Top 10 Things Kaddafi Fails To Get 2011-02-28 - Top 10 Things Gadaffi Lost Because of the Revolution 2011-02-27 - Top 10 Things Gadhafi Wants Right Now 2011-02-26 - Top 10 Things Gadafi Might Say While Trying On Dresses 2011-02-25 - Top 10 Crazy Gadaffy Quotes 2011-02-24 - Top 10 Gadafi Fashion Trends 2011-02-23 - Top 10 Gaddafisms 2011-02-22 - Top 10 iRevolt apps and innovations 2011-01-14 - Top 10 iProducts yet to be invented 2011-01-13 - Top 10 Middle East iPad Jokes 2011-01-11 - Top 10 grammar and type-o Jokes 2011-01-03 - Top 10 grammar and spelling type-o Jokes 2011-01-02 - Top 10 type-o Jokes 2011-01-01 - Top 10 2011 New Year's Jokes Year 15: 2010 Archives 2010-12-31 - Top 10 2010 2011 New Year's Eve Jokes 2010-12-30 - Top 10 2011 Crystal Ball Prediction Jokes 2010-12-29 - Top 10 Nuclear Iran Jokes 2010-12-28 - Top 10 Winter Blizzard Jokes 2010-12-27 - Top 10 Winter Break Jokes 2010-12-26 - Top 10 Mask Jokes 2010-12-25 - Top 10 Christmas Day Jokes 2010-12-24 - Top 10 Christmas Jokes 2010-12-23 - Top 10 Superhero Jokes 2010-12-22 - Top 10 UCONN Huskies Women's Basketball Team Jokes 2010-12-21 - Top 10 reasons the U.S. Congress is happy to pay UCSC for digitizing The Grateful Dead Memorabilia 2010-12-20 - Top 10 Fun things to do when time travelling 2010-12-19 - Top 10 Reasons Civilian life beats Military life 2010-12-18 - The little girl and the U.S. Congressman 2010-12-16 - Top 10 funny political quotes 2010-12-15 - Top 10 Political jokes for the 2010 Winter holidays 2010-12-14 - Top 10 Cold Environment jokes 2010-12-12 - Top 10 Middle East Nuclear jokes 2010-12-10 - Top 10 Reasons Iran fears electric cars 2010-12-09 - Top 10 Reasons Computers Must Be Male/Female jokes 2010-12-08 - John Lennon jokes 2010-12-07 - Titanic Pearl Harbor joke 2010-12-06 - Top 10 satellite jokes 2010-12-05 - Top 10 firefighter jokes 2010-12-04 - Top 10 funny Israel fire jokes 2010-12-03 - Top Ten funny NASA new life jokes 2010-12-02 - Top Ten funny Wikileaks Secret Hanukah Gifts 2010-12-01 - Top Ten funny Wikileaks secrets 2010-11-30 - Top Ten funny Wikileaks jokes 2010-11-29 - Top Ten funny Willie Nelson Cyber Monday jokes 2010-11-26 - Top Ten funny Black Friday jokes 2010-11-25 - Top Ten funny Thanksgiving jokes 2010-11-22 - Top Ten funny TSA jokes 2010-11-21 - Top Ten funny TSA acronym jokes 2010-11-17 - Top Ten funny clean energy jokes 2010-11-13 - Top Ten funny cat jokes 2010-11-11 - Top Ten funny Armistice Day / Veterans Day jokes 2010-11-04 - Top Ten funny 2010 US Congress Election jokes 2010-10-29 - Top Ten funny Birthday / Anniversary jokes

:^) Thursday, May 5, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 092} (^8   {8^) Happy Cinco de Mayo! (^:}   Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!) Trust Busters Share | Funny One Liner: "On this Cinco de Mayo, raise a glass to toast Palestinian reconciliation between two groups that mourn Osama's death. It's about as likely to work as their previous efforts." ~ Yasha Harari The Daily Dose Joke: "Top 10 fatah hamas unity jokes" 10) Palestinians had to have a reconciliation. Their suicide bombers want to form a union. 9) Fatah and Hamas put their differences aside, rallying around their common denominators: Hatred of Israel, and bad Arab television shows. 8) The difference Palestinian unity and Palestinian civil war is the spelling. 7) iPal : The all new Palestinian Unity product from Fatah and Hamas. Note: This app is prone to killing itself and blaming the Jews for its own failure. 6) Unity: What to call factionalism when all else fails. 5) My Way or the Highway: How Reconciliation is pronounced in Palestinian Arabic. 4) Palestinians buried their hatchets in order to fight together against Israel. If only they stuck to hatchets in that fight. 3) Unity. It's the new Palestinian bomb. How long until they have a "work accident"? 2) Even in death, Osama bin-Laden managed to get mournful and rueful comments from Hamas and Fatah. Talk about unity amongst terrorists. ... and the #1 fatah hamas unity joke is: 1) Palestinian unity is an oxymoron. Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com. Share The Laughs! | 2010 Archives (Year 14) | 2010-10-27   | 2010-08-27   | 2010-07-19   | 2010-07-17   | 2010-07-16   | 2010-07-12   | 2010-07-11   | 2010-07-10   | 2010-07-09   | 2010-07-07   | 2010-07-06   | 2010-07-02   | 2010-06-30   | 2010-06-29   | 2010-06-28   | 2010-06-27   | 2010-06-21   | 2010-06-20   | 2010-06-19   | 2010-06-18   | 2010-06-17   | 2010-06-16   | 2010-06-14   | 2010-06-12   | 2010-06-11   | 2010-06-10   | 2010-06-09   | 2010-06-08   | 2010-06-07   | 2010-06-05   | 2010-06-04   | 2010-06-03   | 2010-06-02   | 2010-06-01   | 2010-05-31   | 2010-05-30   | 2010-05-29   | 2010-05-27   | 2010-05-25   | 2010-05-24   | 2010-05-23   | 2010-05-22   | 2010-05-21   | 2010-05-20   | 2010-05-19   | 2010-05-18   | 2010-05-17   | 2010-05-16   | 2010-05-14   | 2010-05-13   | 2010-05-12   | 2010-05-11   | 2010-05-10   | 2010-05-09   | 2010-05-08   | 2010-05-07   | 2010-05-02   | 2010-05-01   | 2010-04-25   | 2010-04-24   | 2010-04-13   | 2010-04-12   | 2010-04-11   | 2010-04-10   | 2010-04-09   | 2010-04-08   | 2010-04-07   | 2010-04-06   | 2010-04-04   | 2010-04-03   | 2010-04-02   | 2010-04-01   | 2010-03-31   | 2010-03-30   | 2010-03-29   | 2010-03-28   | 2010-03-25   | 2010-03-24   | 2010-03-23   | 2010-03-22   | 2010-03-21   | 2010-03-20   | 2010-03-19   | 2010-03-13   | 2010-03-12   | 2010-03-11   | 2010-03-10   | 2010-03-06   | 2010-03-04   | 2010-03-03   | 2010-03-02   | 2010-02-27   | 2010-02-26   | 2010-02-25   | 2010-02-24   | 2010-02-21   | 2010-02-20   | 2010-02-18   | 2010-02-17   | 2010-02-16   | 2010-02-15   | 2010-02-14   | 2010-02-13   | 2010-02-11   | 2010-02-08   | 2010-02-07   | 2010-02-06   | 2010-01-31   | 2010-01-30   | 2010-01-29   | 2010-01-27   | 2010-01-26   | 2010-01-25   | 2010-01-24   | 2010-01-23   | 2010-01-18   | 2010-01-17   | 2010-01-16   | 2010-01-15   | 2010-01-14   | 2010-01-13   | 2010-01-12   | 2010-01-11   | 2010-01-09   | 2010-01-08   | 2010-01-07   | 2010-01-06   | 2010-01-05   | 2010-01-04   | 2010-01-03   | 2010-01-02   | 2010-01-01   2009 Archives | 2009-12-31   | 2009-12-30   | 2009-12-29   | 2009-12-28   | 2009-12-27   | 2009-12-26   | 2009-12-25   | 2009-12-24   | 2009-12-23   | 2009-12-22   | 2009-12-21   | 2009-12-20   | 2009-12-19   | 2009-12-18   | 2009-12-17   | 2009-12-16   | 2009-12-15   | 2009-12-14   | 2009-12-13   | 2009-12-12   | 2009-12-11   | 2009-12-10   | 2009-12-09   | 2009-12-08   | 2009-12-07   | 2009-12-06   | 2009-12-05   | 2009-12-04   | 2009-12-03   | 2009-12-02   | 2009-12-01   | 2009-11-30   | 2009-11-29   | 2009-11-28   | 2009-11-27   | 2009-11-26   | 2009-11-25   | 2009-11-24   | 2009-11-23   | 2009-11-22   | 2009-11-21   | 2009-11-20   | 2009-11-19   | 2009-11-18   | 2009-11-17   | 2009-11-16   | 2009-11-15   | 2009-11-14   | 2009-11-13   | 2009-11-12   | 2009-11-11   | 2009-11-10   | 2009-11-09   | 2009-11-08   | 2009-11-07   | 2009-11-06   | 2009-11-05   | 2009-11-04   | 2009-11-03   | 2009-11-02   | 2009-11-01   | 2009-10-31   | 2009-10-30   | 2009-10-29   | 2009-10-28

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