"Top 10 Weiner jokes"
10) China denies hacking Gmail, but does not deny tweeting Congressman Weiner's crotch.
9) Mitt Romney is running for President - again, and so far, he has not tweeted a Weiner shot.
8) The SONY online game network has been hacked again, apparently by the same folks who tweeted Congressman Weiner's underwear.
7) If you twitpic your Weiner to a young college girl, it will spin you into a political whirl.
6) Cyberculture and the habit of rumor are an online sport that will not let go of a Weiner in tort.
5) Yemen's President Salah can't prove that his opponents tweeted the Congressman Weiner crotch shot, but he wishes he could.
4) President Obama and Sarah Palin knew the only way to Trump the Donald and his on-again off-again run for office, was to Twitter the Weiner of a fellow New Yorker.
3) Muamar Gaddafi and Bashar al-Assad conspired to tweet the weiner of Congressman Weiner, figuring it would be a good distraction from their actions.
2) Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmedinajad says it is the unassailable right of the Persian nation to tweet any Weiner they wish.
... and the #1 Weiner joke is:
1) You can tweet yourself all you want, but don't tweet your Weiner to a college chick.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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